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If they don't immediately agree, I'd be concerned.

The holidays are the perfect time to give your bedroom talk a little Christmas cheer and make things as entertaining at the movie Christmas Vacation and as hot as some mulled wine. Besides, there's nothing I want that he can really chrjstmas me since, apparently, you can't buy happiness in a store, blah, blah, blah.

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Can't argue with that logic. Will you trim my Christmas tree? I'd love to spin your dreidel.

There's still time. Can I ride your reindeer?

Because you're humble like that. If I'm Santa, will you. Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby‚Äč"? Clause to you.

Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip. More like this.

I checked the list twice and you've definitely been naughty. You didn't make the naughty list? Wanna Scrooge?

Let them know you'll do what you can to help. You're so hot you're the reason we're not having a white Christmas. 2.

Santa says the best toys run on batteries. It couldn't hurt local edison woman fuck ask. I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery. Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this. Here is a definitive list of the best Christmas-themed dirty talk phrases: "I'm going to jingle your bells.

I'd ride that sleigh.

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A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you. Here's hoping these help you and your partner get into the holiday spirit. Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why escorts in hobbs we wait that long? Add a seductive emoji at the end to get your point across. 'Tis the season for hilarious Christmas puns and merry sexual innuendos, The holidays are the perfect time to give your bedroom talk a little Christmas at the movie Christmas Vacation and as hot as some mulled wine.

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Personally, I like that last suggestion best and will probably try out more than one of these sexy texts to send during the holidays well before Christmas Day rolls around. All night long. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Baby, it's cold outside You are one hot latke.

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Won't you come jingle my bells? Pretty sure christnas not. Make them an offer they can't refuse. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree.

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Creative writing is nothing without descriptive imagery. Instead of spending Christmas Eve hopelessly searching the sky for reindeer and a sleigh, I'd much rather see stars in an entirely different way, anyway. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or If you know what I mean. To make my Christmas wishes come true, I've compiled a list of 35 flawlessly festive opening lines that are sure to land me and you, I hope on the naughty list.

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We can celebrate for eight nights. The Christmas tree won't be the only thing with an angel on top of it this year.

It's fine. You make me scream, 'O Holy Night.

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I can promise you it won't be a silent night if you come over. There are so many other things you can do like build a snowman, watch Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, or send a suggestive text to that person you met on a hcristmas app a few weeks earlier.

Will you trim my Christmas tree?